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Sunday, January 27, 2013

OMG. A clean, funny joke.

Lost in a bad part of town, a turtle was set upon by a gang of snails and mugged. The police took the report, and quizzed the poor creature, trying to get better descriptions.
"What happened?" they asked.
The turtle shook his head in confusion.
"I don't know, officer," he said. "It all happened so fast."

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